Why should I press the Start button to turn the computer off? - A Win95 user

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. - Gavin Russell Baker

I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s too young to have logged on yet. Here’s what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say ‘Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet?’ - Mike Godwin, Electronic Frontier Foundation

Computer users soon learn that the miraculous powers of personal computers are based on avoidance of error. - Robert Burchfield

#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare

There are 10 types of people in the world.  Those that understand binary, and those that don’t. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Unknown

Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something. - Unknown

Windows 95 /n./ 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of competition. - Unknown

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue… - Unknown