Spaceballs quotes

I’m a mawg: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend! - Barf

Look, your heinous it’s not that we’re afraid, far from it, it’s just that we got this thing about death, it’s not us. - Barf

It’s Mega-Maid! She’s gone from suck to blow! - Colonel Sanders

I see that your schwarz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how well you handle it. - Dark Helmet

Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet

Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don’t know what to do. I can’t make decisions! I’m a president! - President Skroob